dahoudy:

Imagine having a friend like naruto :’)

You’d never get any fecking sleep. lol

lovestruck-derpy:

Thank you, 3,000 followers! Here’s that song I promised!

This is awesome! The voice fits Derpy to a T!

standard-pirate:

whatsdrarryeh:

p3n1s:

Instant reblog every time

BLESS THIS MOTHER FUCKING POST.

Oops. My mouse just flew out of my hand and reblogged this. 

oh, i have to memorize this so I can rrepeat it to all those religious pricks who try to indoctrinate me.

koyora:

spirithana:

dirk-striders-anime-swag:

its-wibbly:

nataliarahil:

the-name-is-sherly-holmes:

superwhovengerbuscuslock:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

spockistheword:

ghostsbygaslight:

xmoonlilyx:

crystalcharmer:

starlightfirefly:

had-just-10-hours-training:

zeromorph:

My t-shirt is eight inches deep in my temple, and I have a 23% chance of survival.

My t-shirt.

4 inches deep.

My hip.

I have a 70% survival rate.

Someone please delete my internet history when I go.

My jeans

2 inches deep

In the head

16% survival

…. WELL DAMN

I got stabbed with the couch

12 inches deep

In my neck

but somehow have a 94% chance of survival.

…AM I A GOD NOW?

I got stabbed with my trousers….

3 inches deep somehow. 

Foot…Okay ow. 

50% 

WAT.

Captain America keychain.

4 inches.

My ribs.

88% survival chance.

Now there’s an x-ray I’d like to keep as a souvenir.

A really light Ribena bottle

5 inches deep

My eye

90% survival chance

a book (owww)

9 inches deep (fucking hell)

my eye (owwwwwww)

30% survival rate (I can imagine :/)

I’m pretty fucked…

a cup

4 inches deep

my neck

41% chance of survival

lol i think i’m pretty fucked…

My UNH Mentor Program bracelet

4 inches

My right thigh

46% 

WTF?

My external hard drive

11 inches deep

My foot

54%

Well then….

Nail polish is 12 inches deep in my hip I have a 42% chance of survival

hmmm

i just got stabbed (5 inches) in the shoulder by a pepsi can (i was touching my shoulder as i read this actually) survival chance unknown

(lol what phone?)

I got stabbed by my tooth brush. 2 inches deep into my right shoulder and i have a 62% survival chance

I got stabbed by my candle. 4 inches deep into my leg and I have a 17% chance.

Some days aren’t just the best you know?

I can’t remember what I was stabbed with.

6 Inches deep

in the middle of my chest

fuck all chance of survival… I fell into a world of chaos.

driftertiger51:

kartprowler:

livingtombstone:

emkay-mlp:

lavenderharmony:

windsongart:

thatsonofamitch:

sixmod:

bronysbrightside:

ditzymod:

bronycurious:

a-clockwork-norm:

some-dude-called-jab:

reisens-corner:

askdigidoodles:

twilight-psycho:

fullmetalbenders:

superkianagalaxy:

zimiestef:

undeniablenotions:

engiebooty:

ohnoyousquidnt:

rhythmrally2:

sharkfruit:

rachelthebrunette:

hinauchi:

Slender Buttsex.

amnesia: the dark buttsex

The Buttsex Game.

Kid Icarus: Buttsex

Digimon World Buttsex

Team Fortress Buttsex

Animal Crossing: City Buttsex

Silent Buttsex

The Walking Buttsex

Modern Buttsex 3

PFFT.

Arma 2: Combined Buttsex

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Kingdom Hearts:  Dream Drop Buttsex

PokePark 2: Wonders Beyond Buttsex

IT’S LIKE I’M BREAKING FREE OF SOMETHING

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Buttsex

Golden Buttsex

OH GOD

My Little Pony: Fighting is Buttsex

…

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Buttsex

Batman Arkham Buttsex… oh god why?!

Kingdom buttsex

Left 4 buttsex
Wow

No more buttsex

AHAHAHAHAHA

Rollercoaster Buttsex

:|

Buttsex-Life

what was the crowbar for?

Spec Ops: The Buttsex

Awesomebuttsex :|

Assassin’s Creed: Buttsex.

Assassin’s Buttsex

koyora:

freakywierdggal:

lunacosmina:

daleks D:

getting hit by a tardis :D

overexposure to fandoms

accurate

Spoilers!

ponypiper:

askmidnightkira:

patched-socks:

iwillowwisp:

kilecroc:

randomasdey:

annapony:

suigintou41:

yowulf:

codexana:

temporalsounds:

powerofpinsol:

Witch’s Rage, not too bad I guess

Bastard Henchman

Interesting

Rancid Tendencies

kay

Frantic Spawn. This is nice.

Bloody Vengance. AWWYISS.

RANCID ZOMBIES

Yes

IRON ANGELS

Awesome!!

Forbidden Thorn.

That’s pretty cool.

Forsaken Death

Oddly generic > w<

Black Henchmen

._.;

Bleeding Warriors

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Forsaken Gods… That fits the piper perfectly!

Okay, so My character, Zamiel Piper is: Troubled Gods! That fits. My friend’s character, Mar Grimm is: Dark Angels. He’s the Angel of Death so that fits even better.

koyora:

barhearts:

dinhur:

anch0rkiss:

geromytime:

cherry-burlesque:

nerdgasmz:

that-red-snowflake:

pushypotionpeddler:

xakkun:

brownstarofmyeye:

allanime01:

italianfishy:

foryouistellify:

cynicalwitch:

bloodonmytypewriterkeys:

gat a o gu

Mnd Jn Pow

Bg J Obo

o

Seriously the “o” in my last name is all that’s left out of my full name.

(via billie-joe)

T H

jutu btt

d h ow

D Z

… Ok

dgz

wat

j

oao

is that me picking my nose

utu ot

wnd gbt

B

oo hd

Za    P P

bscotchsundae:

dreamgun:

ONLY IN AUSTRALIA 

Strewth! If you think you would ever, in a million years, see a sign like this in my massively conservative country of Australia, you, my friend, are dreamin’!

I find it Doubly funny since I used to ride trains like that… I can’t stop laughing.